It’s one more month closer to HALLOWEEN! YAS! I am that excited!
So who else hates summer and hates thigh chafing and hates sweaty underboob and hates the cute little outfits that society has programmed us to think we are supposed to wear in the blistering triple digit heat. If you raised your hand then HI FIVE we’re best friends! I have come across a new found “trend” among the alternative world that is so simple that I can’t believe I haven’t freaking tried to combat the hot months… Oversized band tees. what the hell have I been doing living under a rock!? Simple summer hack, just wear oversize band/graphic tees with shorts and BAM you don’t have to worry about people seeing your boob sweat, your chafing thighs, and you don’t have to try and “suck it in” for those “bikini bod” tees. I promise you its like the best thing ever! And since it’s “in” to wear oversize EVERYTHING you’ll look hip while just trying to stay cool with your goth self. I have several bands that I love that I found their merch at thrift stores and depop. You don’t even need to wear band tees (if you don’t want to seem like a “poser”) You can get some cool “travel” shirts that you’d find at like a souvenir shop. I have a Jamaica one, Orlando, Zion Canyon, Maui… just check out the men’s section of your local thrift store, guaranteed baggy shirts for your summer attire! and you can always transfer them over into your winter looks. You can go for a more grungy layered look; just add some flannel, denim jacket, skinnies, boots, and beanie.
No Puns for Jackfruit
I can’t think of any! But beside that, I decided to buy this marinated jackfruit from my local “vegan friendly” grocery store and HOLY GUACAMOLE! The Tex-Mex jackfruit literally taste like carnitas! Like WTF! get out of here! I was a little confused because I’m like wait this is supposed to be a fruit…but you taste like meat, and you taste like GOOD meat… but you’re a FRUIT! *head explodes* If you’re looking to SPICE up your quick vegan meal options, definitely try this! I put this in a tortilla with some daiya and beans, or my go to lunch for the past 3 weeks: DIY Chipotle Salad Bowl! spinach, Tex-Mex jackfruit, black beans, corn, salsa, tomatoes, avocado, daiya cheese, and homemade vegan sour cream. PERFECTION!
Again, summer sucks. I can’t have anything nice. Can’t do a full face of glam makeup without it sliding off. My winter shades are all too light, even when I try to avoid the sun. SUCKS. But I will say that Loreal’s Lumi Foundation is a life saver. It is a cheap option for summertime makeup so I don’t have to use my expensive makeup and try to darken it. I like the Lumi because it gives a luminescent glow to your face, so you look like your not wearing makeup but you hella are. I use this very lightly and get a nice base so I look a little less unsightly. I do have combination skin so I try to avoid the oily areas or I’ll go ahead and powder areas that are prone to creasing and oiliness. But otherwise, if I have to look presentable in the sweltering heat, I usually reach from my lumi true match.
The thrift store that could have picked a better name
Soooo, 3 way thrift… could have picked a better name for a CHRISTIAN based thrift store… but I guess their minds are so pure they never thought it might get a few laughs. I mean I know why its called 3 way, they donate some profit back to 3 Christian based organizations in the community…but really they didn’t need to call themselves “3 way.” Well lets get our mind out of the gutter now and go on to why I like this thrift store. I have been to this cahin on trift store before but I went to one location and kind of got burnt out on it. Well I decided to take a field trip to their sister location and boy did I hit the jackpot! I don’t know if I have ever gotten so lucky with a thrift haul before! Let me just list everything I got the FIRST time I went:
5 oversized tees
1 sweat pants
2 head scarves
5 bundles of gift bags (like for the holidays for wrapping)
and 1 wonderful pair of “genie” shoes for my circus studio to use as dress up clothes
So yeah, I went a little ham that day… But I don’t regret a single thing! I have since gone back to that thrift store a second time and I found another good lot but nothing to the extent of my first trip (simply cuz I have a mortgage to pay!) So if you are ever in the Chino area, check out 3 way thrift (teehee)
I love cat eyes so much! I found these super cute, retro looking cat eye sunnies on amazon and I love them so much that I got 2, one in red and one in black. A good solid pair of sunnies that wont bend or you wont be sad if they get lost or broken is like a staple in my wardrobe. I think the only sunglasses even “remotely” expensive that I own are only $10. I mean I got my hands on a pair of wildfoxes for only $9 so you can say I own a pair of expensive sunnies but I didn’t pay the big price tag. I just really like cat eye shaped glasses, I think they suit my face the best and they can go pretty much with any outfit.